The UnimPRESSED Award
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Feeling unappreciated?
Feeling a little unfresh?
Do you feel like you’re underperforming?
Show the world you are worthwhile with your very own
FRESHLY unimPRESSED AWARD!!
It has bling!
BLING!!!
Proudly display it…
… on your BLOG …
… at WORK …
… at the GYM …
… on a DATE …
… or in the BEDROOM …
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Let the world know that you’re unimPRESSED but it’s okay because you rock anyway!
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Don’t be the odd man out and join the ranks of the forgotten blogging elite.
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The following rules and terms are applicable to all parties choosing to display the FRESHLY unimPRESSED Award on their blog. This award is for WordPress bloggers and blog owners only. It is free to download and display provided the intended blog or author meets the following requirements:
- You must display it either in post or on the blog prominently.
- You must contact the award creator (me) at zenassassins[at]gmail[dot]com and let me know the name of your blog so that it can be added to the super cool Freshly unimPressed archive that will be displayed on this blog.
- If you have ever had a post on your blog Freshly Pressed you may NOT display this banner at all for any reason. Sorry Charlie. You had your time in the limelight. Let us have ours in the shadows.
- If you ever, by the luck of gods, become Freshly Pressed after displaying this award you must immediately surrender the it, remove it from your blog and issue it to another deserving blogger of your choosing who hasn’t been Freshly pressed.
Failure to abide by any or all of the above mentioned terms will result in public humiliation by being pelted with orange peels and banana skins by an angry mob of unemployed little people from Scandinavia. You will then be left in a room with a monkey, a wok and a stick of butter for no less than 6 hours. After which you will be forced to recite the Canadian national anthem backwards while having your privates immersed in icy water.
The preceding was a paid advertisement and does not necessarily express the views or opinions of The $#!% I Think About blog, Zen Assassins, or any of its affiliates. Paid for by the Society for the Unbiased Treatment of Bloggers.
Shoot…I can’t have it either…sigh…
Wendy
June 17, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Don’t worry, Wendy. I’ll cook up a Superfriends of Blogging Goodness award at some point in time for a select few people. *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
June 18, 2011 at 10:29 am
Love it! I’m totally unimPRESSED! I shall wear it proudly!
June 15, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Spread the word and unimPRESS as many rePRESSED bloggers as you can.
June 16, 2011 at 10:59 am
Very funny. Kudos to you.
June 12, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Thanks!
Stop by anytime for some pure, unfiltered blogging comedy.
June 12, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Oh this is PERFECT!! A badge for the rest of us, I shall wear it with honour sir.
June 12, 2011 at 10:10 am
Go forth and spread the word!
June 12, 2011 at 2:17 pm
I’m certainly intrigued by the idea of taking my blogging awards with me to the gym or work.
June 11, 2011 at 10:23 pm
Anything shrine-like is bound to draw some attention.
June 11, 2011 at 10:53 pm
Finally! An award for the rest of us!
Is there a way to be depressed in order to display this? You know…for someone like Amy?
June 11, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Ha! Depressed or de-pressed? How about not-so-freshly pressed? Rottenly pressed?
That’s okay. The Patient Zero award is all the bling I need anyway.
June 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Aw, I love bling! But, I was once one of the chosen few, so I can not in good faith display your magnificent banner on my blog.
June 11, 2011 at 1:32 pm
I had to make it all super special fancy to compete with all of you Pressers. ;p
June 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm