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I’ve been a bit off my game the past few days due to some personal issues so I figured I would ride a blogging buddy’s coattails and ease my way back into carefree writing. Amy is a nut. Not a watch your children or that’s my man kinda nut. A good nut. Like a Macadamia or cashew. She’s also incredibly witty. She wrote two of the funniest posts I’ve ever come across. The brilliant part about these posts is that it was the world itself that supplied the punchlines.
That’s the beauty of Google.
Back when she did her first This is not the blog you’re looking for post I nearly passed out from laugh so much at the absurdity of some of the search terms that lead people to her blog. I was but a blogging babe at the time and had virtually no one visiting my blog, accidentally or intentionally. Flash forward several months and Amy debuts her side-splitting followup sequel appropriately titled This is not the blog you’re looking for part 2: the wrath of google . Once again pure hilarity. It was mind-boggling how utterly out there some of the queries were. It prompted me to check mine to see if this bewildering phenomenon was happening to me as well. I keep an unwavering eye on all my daily search terms. There’s no possible way any slipped by…
… or did they?
nude women bondage “prison island”
Fuck yeah! Why haven’t I written about, drawn or seen this??
post apocalyptic fashion design
You think the world isn’t preparing? At least if this whole web design thing doesn’t pan out I have another career option to fall back on.
biggest sword in the world
Probably the best compliment EVER.
fucking ugly bitches
Why? Aren’t hot chicks so much easier on the eyes?
Not even if I was drunk as a skunk, smoked several joints and high on acid.
sarth vader fuck leia
It’s a new scene Big George plans to add in the next anniversary edition where Vader’s long lost mentally challenged brother is CGI’d into Jabba’s brothel and has sex scene with Leia. Wait for it people. It’s coming.
what did kurtwood smith look like when he was younger
awesome hot larp chicks
There is absolutely nothing true about any of this.
i am unintelligent
The first step is admitiing it.
19 never had any friends
The easy solution would be to gather those 19 and put them in a pen together and viola – they’d have friends. Simple. Or is it that you’re 19 and have no friends? If that’s the case then that’s just sad. Amusing but sad.
graphic designers working on themes of alcohol
Hell yeah. Another career choice. Who’d have thunk there was a market for such a thing.
i hope mcdonalds dies
should i get disappointed with my dogs?
food that die
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