Apocalopedia

A couple of people caught on to the theme of which I’m naming some of my blog entries, but for the most part people don’t have a clue. So I’ve decided to reserve this page as a pseudo-appendix for my aptly named titles. For the most part I try to tie in not only the quote but the movie itself to my topic in some way. It’s not an easy task but makes posting an adventure that’s for sure. This also serves as a neat movie list for those just looking for some titles.

Note: Recipes will not have kooky titles (for obvious reasons).

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  1. And here… we… go…
    Movie:
    The Dark Knight
    Character:
    The Joker
  2. You probably don’t think I’m a very nice guy… do ya?
    Movie:
    Robocop
    Character:
    Clarence J. Boddiker
  3. All I see is you
    Movie:
    Lakeview Terrace
    Character:
    Abel Turner
  4. She is startin’ to damage my calm.
    Movie:
    Serenity
    Character:
    Jayne Cobb
  5. Does believing you’re the last sane man on the planet make you crazy?
    Movie:
    I Robot
    Character:
    Detective Del Spooner
  6. I grew up with that book, I know its power.
    Movie:
    The Book of Eli
    Character:
    Carnagie
  7. He likes to butt things… with his head.
    Movie:
    Parenthood
    Character:
    Karen Buckman
  8. Are you saying its from the future?
    Movie:
    Terminator
    Character:
    Sarah Conner
  9. Fredo, you’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re not a friend. I don’t want to know you or what you do.
    Movie:
    The Godfather II
    Character:
    Michale Corleone
  10. In the beginning, it is always dark.
    Movie:
    The Neverending Story
    Character:
    The Childlike Princess
  11. The only one that’s going to tell me when I’m through doing my thing is you people here
    Movie:
    The Wrestler
    Character:
    Randy “The Ram” Robinson
  12. You take your football down here real serious, don’t you?
    Movie:
    The Longest yard (1975)
    Character:
    Paul Crewe
  13. You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
    Movie:
    Home Alone
    Character:
    Kevin McCallister
  14. Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
    Movie:
    A Time To Kill
    Character:
    Carl Lee Hailey
  15. When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
    Movie:
    Dawn of the Dead (1978)
    Character:
    Peter
  16. You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
    Movie:
    Planet of the Apes (1968)
    Character:
    Colonel George Taylor
  17. I don’t think he’s overly psychotic, but, I still think he’s quite sick.
    Movie:
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
    Character:
    Dr. Sanji
  18. I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.
    Movie:
    Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
    Character:
    The Humungus
  19. In life, there are times to be quiet, to shut the fuck up. This is one of those times.
    Movie:
    School Daze
    Character:
    Grady
  20. Ladies and gentlemen, you have been judged guilty of sinning against our almighty God, and I promise you, you shall pay for your trespasses, in blood!
    Movie:
    Dogma
    Character:
    Bartleby
  21. My, we seem to be a little short on brotherly love round here.
    Movie:
    Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
    Character:
    Butch Cassidy
  22. I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.
    Movie:
    Mean Girls
    Character:
    Gretchen
  23. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah I do. Now it’s too late.
    Movie:
    Menace II Society
    Character:
    Caine
  24. My brain’s been paranized!
    Movie:
    Be Kind Rewind
    Character:
    Jerry
  25. You guys think you’re above the law… well you ain’t above mine!
    Movie:
    Above The Law
    Character:
    Nico Toscani
  26. Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
    Movie:
    Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
    Character:
    Gandalf the White
  27. Who’d want to be my friend? I have everyone and everything seems stupid to me.
    Movie:
    Clerks II
    Character:
    Randall Graves
  28. I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!
    Movie:
    Network
    Character:
    Howard Beale
  29. Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is irrefutable evidence that the defendant is, in fact, lying.
    Movie:
    Catch Me If You Can
    Character:
    Frank Abagnale, Jr.
  30. I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
    Movie:
    The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    Character:
    The Criminologist
  31. The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.
    Movie:
    Strange Brew
    Character:
    Doug McKenzie
  32. My murderer was a man from our neighborhood.
    Movie:
    The Lovely Bones
    Character:
    Susie Salmon
  33. All in all this has really not been a very pleasant day.
    Movie:
    Postal
    Character:
    Uncle Dave
  34. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.”
    Movie:
    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
    Character:
    Ace Ventura
  35. Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.”
    Movie:
    Night of the Living Dead (1968)
    Character:
    Sheriff McClelland
  36. Who here wants to be an ad-man?
    Movie:
    Crazy People
    Character:
    Kathy
  37. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
    Movie:
    Stand By Me
    Character:
    The Writer
  38. Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working.
    Movie:
    Office Space
    Character:
    Peter Gibbons
  39. Run along now…man talk!
    Movie:
    Goldfinger
    Character:
    James Bond
  40. Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind… and that’s what’s been changing.
    Movie:
    Miracle on 34th Street
    Character:
    Kris Kringle
  41. I’ve lost my mojo!
    Movie:
    Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
    Character:
    Austin Powers
  42. Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don’t want other people to see?
    Movie:
    The Cell
    Character:
    Catharine Deane
  43. It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue
    Movie:
    Liar Liar
    Character:
    Judge Stevens
  44. Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
    Movie:
    Zoolander
    Character:
    Derek Zoolander
  45. I wanna tell you about the time I almost died…
    Movie:
    Fallen
    Character:
    Azazel
  46. It’s alive! It’s ALIVE!
    Movie:
    Frankenstein (1931)
    Character:
    Dr. henry Frankenstein
  47. “I live for this shit!”
    Movie: xXx
    Character: Xander Cage
  48. “Do you think there’s really any treasure here?”
    Movie: The Goonies
    Character: Andy
  49. “Oh, wouldn’t it be great if I was crazy? Then the world would be okay.”
    Movie: 12 Monkeys
    Character:  James Cole
  50. “We have top men working on it now”
    Movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark
    Character: Major Eaton
  51. “I just don’t know what I’m supposed to be”
    Movie: Lost in Translation
    Character: Charlotte
  52. “No one cared who I was until I put on the mask”
    Movie: Dark Knight Rises
    Character: Bane
  53. “Hold still. I’ve never done this before, and there will be blood. “
    Movie: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
    Character: Lisbeth Salander
  54. “All we are is dust in the wind, dude.”
    Movie: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
    Character: Ted Theodore Logan
  55. “I don’t think that there’s anything worse than being ordinary”
    Movie: American Beauty
    Character: Angela Hayes
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