Apocalopedia
A couple of people caught on to the theme of which I’m naming some of my blog entries, but for the most part people don’t have a clue. So I’ve decided to reserve this page as a pseudo-appendix for my aptly named titles. For the most part I try to tie in not only the quote but the movie itself to my topic in some way. It’s not an easy task but makes posting an adventure that’s for sure. This also serves as a neat movie list for those just looking for some titles.
Note: Recipes will not have kooky titles (for obvious reasons).
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- “And here… we… go…“
Movie: The Dark Knight
Character: The Joker - “You probably don’t think I’m a very nice guy… do ya?“
Movie: Robocop
Character: Clarence J. Boddiker - “All I see is you“
Movie: Lakeview Terrace
Character: Abel Turner - “She is startin’ to damage my calm.“
Movie: Serenity
Character: Jayne Cobb - “Does believing you’re the last sane man on the planet make you crazy?“
Movie: I Robot
Character: Detective Del Spooner - “I grew up with that book, I know its power.“
Movie: The Book of Eli
Character: Carnagie - “He likes to butt things… with his head.“
Movie: Parenthood
Character: Karen Buckman - “Are you saying its from the future?“
Movie: Terminator
Character: Sarah Conner - “Fredo, you’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re not a friend. I don’t want to know you or what you do.“
Movie: The Godfather II
Character: Michale Corleone - “In the beginning, it is always dark.“
Movie: The Neverending Story
Character: The Childlike Princess - “The only one that’s going to tell me when I’m through doing my thing is you people here“
Movie: The Wrestler
Character: Randy “The Ram” Robinson - “You take your football down here real serious, don’t you?“
Movie: The Longest yard (1975)
Character: Paul Crewe - “You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?“
Movie: Home Alone
Character: Kevin McCallister - “Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!“
Movie: A Time To Kill
Character: Carl Lee Hailey - “When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.“
Movie: Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Character: Peter - “You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!“
Movie: Planet of the Apes (1968)
Character: Colonel George Taylor - “I don’t think he’s overly psychotic, but, I still think he’s quite sick.“
Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Character: Dr. Sanji - “I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.“
Movie: Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Character: The Humungus - “In life, there are times to be quiet, to shut the fuck up. This is one of those times.“
Movie: School Daze
Character: Grady - “Ladies and gentlemen, you have been judged guilty of sinning against our almighty God, and I promise you, you shall pay for your trespasses, in blood!“
Movie: Dogma
Character: Bartleby - “My, we seem to be a little short on brotherly love round here. “
Movie: Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
Character: Butch Cassidy - “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular. “
Movie: Mean Girls
Character: Gretchen - “My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah I do. Now it’s too late.“
Movie: Menace II Society
Character: Caine - “My brain’s been paranized!“
Movie: Be Kind Rewind
Character: Jerry - “You guys think you’re above the law… well you ain’t above mine!“
Movie: Above The Law
Character: Nico Toscani - “Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.“
Movie: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Character: Gandalf the White - “Who’d want to be my friend? I have everyone and everything seems stupid to me.“
Movie: Clerks II
Character: Randall Graves - “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!“
Movie: Network
Character: Howard Beale - “Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is irrefutable evidence that the defendant is, in fact, lying.“
Movie: Catch Me If You Can
Character: Frank Abagnale, Jr. - “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.“
Movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Character: The Criminologist - “The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.“
Movie: Strange Brew
Character: Doug McKenzie - “My murderer was a man from our neighborhood.“
Movie: The Lovely Bones
Character: Susie Salmon - “All in all this has really not been a very pleasant day.“
Movie: Postal
Character: Uncle Dave - “One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.”
Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Character: Ace Ventura - “Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.”
Movie: Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Character: Sheriff McClelland - “Who here wants to be an ad-man?“
Movie: Crazy People
Character: Kathy - “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?“
Movie: Stand By Me
Character: The Writer - “Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working.“
Movie: Office Space
Character: Peter Gibbons - “Run along now…man talk!“
Movie: Goldfinger
Character: James Bond - “Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind… and that’s what’s been changing.“
Movie: Miracle on 34th Street
Character: Kris Kringle - “I’ve lost my mojo!“
Movie: Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Character: Austin Powers - “Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don’t want other people to see?“
Movie: The Cell
Character: Catharine Deane - “It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue“
Movie: Liar Liar
Character: Judge Stevens - “Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?“
Movie: Zoolander
Character: Derek Zoolander - “I wanna tell you about the time I almost died…“
Movie: Fallen
Character: Azazel - “It’s alive! It’s ALIVE!“
Movie: Frankenstein (1931)
Character: Dr. henry Frankenstein - “I live for this shit!”
Movie: xXx
Character: Xander Cage - “Do you think there’s really any treasure here?”
Movie: The Goonies
Character: Andy - “Oh, wouldn’t it be great if I was crazy? Then the world would be okay.”
Movie: 12 Monkeys
Character: James Cole - “We have top men working on it now”
Movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Character: Major Eaton - “I just don’t know what I’m supposed to be”
Movie: Lost in Translation
Character: Charlotte - “No one cared who I was until I put on the mask”
Movie: Dark Knight Rises
Character: Bane - “Hold still. I’ve never done this before, and there will be blood. “
Movie: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Character: Lisbeth Salander - “All we are is dust in the wind, dude.”
Movie: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Character: Ted Theodore Logan - “I don’t think that there’s anything worse than being ordinary”
Movie: American Beauty
Character: Angela Hayes
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