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The UnimPRESSED Award


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The following rules and terms are applicable to all parties choosing to display the FRESHLY unimPRESSED Award on their blog. This award is for WordPress bloggers and blog owners only. It is free  to download and display provided the intended blog or author meets the following requirements:

  • You must display it either in post or on the blog prominently.
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  • If you have ever had a post on your blog Freshly Pressed you may NOT display this banner at all for any reason. Sorry Charlie. You had your time in the limelight. Let us have ours in the shadows.
  • If you ever, by the luck of gods, become Freshly Pressed after displaying this award you must immediately surrender the it, remove it from your blog and issue it to another deserving blogger of your choosing who hasn’t been Freshly pressed.

Failure to abide by any or all of the above mentioned terms will result in public humiliation by being pelted with orange peels and banana skins by an angry mob of unemployed little people from Scandinavia. You will then be left in a room with a monkey, a wok and a stick of butter for no less than 6 hours. After which you will be forced to recite the Canadian national anthem backwards while having your privates immersed in icy water.

The preceding was a paid advertisement and does not necessarily express the views or opinions of The $#!% I Think About blog, Zen Assassins, or any of its affiliates. Paid for by the Society for the Unbiased Treatment of Bloggers.

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